Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
