Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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