I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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