me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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