The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
the day after is always just damage control
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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