Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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