I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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