I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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