she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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