question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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