Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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