Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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