How'd it feel making her break her religion?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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