Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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