its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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