sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
My cat gives me a boner
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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