Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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