I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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