I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
My vagina just recognized that song.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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