just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
