I wanna bring you to show and tell
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
there is puke in my bra ... again
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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