He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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