But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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