Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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