If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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