no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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