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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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