Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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