He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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