Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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