Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
40s are totally the cure
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Panties = found
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
