Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
