If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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