So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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