Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
