So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
