Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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