So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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