It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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