Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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