Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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