could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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