So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
