did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
