You surviving the open bar?
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Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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