'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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