I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?â€
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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