How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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