the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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