yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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