Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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